Fully Professed Sisters

Sister Bambi Saphire

Sister Bertha Beyotch

Sister Betti Crotcher

Celeste L. Powers

Sister Donna Vanewday

Sister Foranda Fleur

Sister Golden Hair Suprise

Sister Helen Baak

Sister Krissy Fiction

Sister Ohna Fuckin' Tirade

Sister Polly Amorous

Sister Reva Lation

Sister Rhoda Priest

Sister Sara Bellum

Sister Shomi D. Goods

Fully Professed Guards

Guard Noah Shame

          

Novice Sisters

Novice Sister
Dee Bauchery

Novice Sister
Katya Lookin

Novice Sister
Sunny Dys-Position

   

Far Flung Sisters and Guards- Members of the order who are members emeritus, missionaries in other cities or have retired.

Sister Alma Children
Member Emeritus

Sister Ann R. Kissed
Member Emeritus

Sista Anita Lynchin
- Founding Member -
Member Emeritus

Sister Anna Wrecks-Ya
- Founding Member -
Member Emeritus

Sister Camela Toe
Retired

Sister Dixie Rupt
Member Emeritus

Sister Edna Daze
Member Emeritus

Sister Florence of Faith
Transfered to Minneaoplis

Sister Ghana Maria
- Founding Member -
Member Emeritus

Sister Gloey Glory
Hole-lelujiah
Member Emeritus

Sister Greez-Elda Greed-Lay
Member Emeritus

Sister Irma Geddon
Member Emeritus

Guard Lance Boyles
Retired

Sister Lola La'lips
Transfered to Boston

Sister Maya Poonani
Member Emeritus

Sister Mona Little-Moore
- Founding Member -
Member Emeritus

Sister Olive Peters
Retired

Sister Patti Whak
Retired

Sister Penny Trayshun
Transfered

Sister Rolanda Kahndom
Transfered

Sister Spinna DeVinyl
Member Emeritus

Sister Trystina T. Rhume
Transfered to Palm Springs

The Vegan Mary
Retired

    

Nuns of The Above - Our beloved Sisters looking down on us from the heavens

Sister Tasha Salad

Sister Barbi Mitzvah